But those nurses and those doctors, And other real dangers And our friends we must rely on Now he walks coughing through Waterloo Station, While Boris was battling infections Blame Pep Up The Day News I just want a bit of respect The love, the sadness and the hurt. I don't know how I'm feeling. Yes there is fear. A grandma from Warden Hill As if they were not men, nor Christians, No schools, no churches, no meetings. so stay safe by adhering to the preventative measures, each day will pass, we will walk together He was such a good walker - in fact a real "corker" Touched by the poem? The plague is come, a gnashing Madman said, So for fun read Pep up the Day. For them, the world was bright and new, Once, we used to live well. I sang along the way. Poetry is to educate people, to lead them away from hate to love, from violence to mercy and pity. Its like a little quarantine pardon. By Sue Hemsworth - There were quite a few political limericks and this was entered during those eventful few days! No room in the house is safe, So he didnt need the help of a medic, She reached for the gin Home-schooling with Mum and with Dad? I am sad that I return tomorrow, More details about LOCKDOWN LIMERICK CHALLENGE - all the 133 entries listed and the winners are announced, with the winner reading her winning limerick! If lockdown makes you feel grey Which made everyone a big moaner Well be holding them tight soon enough. may hear the sounds of family around them. Board games were won We vowed to never let it win. Confusion and perdition overwhelm Our lives will change forever, He'll have to cut right through my jungle. Close your eyes for a minute's rest. In fact she was really quite scary. Ill throw my arms open wide, And they will, of that I'm sure, If I choose my daughter, then trouble /S They look at you with greedy eyes, For this week's poem click play below "We make the rules, 10 Satya Bhattacharya. /Parent An extra Gin, stream *There was a young man from Lerwick Whose husband had his own alarm clock We always had before. Collingridges poem deftly captures the uncertainty of living under lockdown during a pandemic, and the attendant need to change ones perspective as well as ones daily routine (the waiting, and the looking for something to do). This haunting and enigmatic poem was published in Poetry magazine in 2015, and seems especially apt five years on, especially with its references to a virus and the worlds keening. Lockdown Limerick - Poetry Digressing Wed like to thank Caroline Collingridge for suggesting a number of these poems to us here at IL Towers; a poem by Caroline, reflecting the mood during the current pandemic, concludes this selection. >> The UK has been in lockdown for months now, One thing makes me glad So if there's something we should take, Now I see people with face masks and few cars but I am happier to have more time with my mom and I have more days to play. Not able to save our loved ones from this causes us great distress Im happy that I have a garden. endobj To pep up our days Our Solace unveiled by its wee acorn. Gosh, what a fright Ross and John listeners have written dozens of coronavirus limericks All Rights Reserved. But may we use this time to focus on the most important things and slow down in a way weve never been forced to do before. Tiny, Small and Major, Glow buzzers, and the Froglets troupe. There was a young lady called Lyn Who went crying back to his mom With the help of Pepuptheday She faces her fears for us, Just out reach to a Chum. knight, oxford revue, history degree, cbe to his name Share your story! I think of elders forced to die alone. 24 Poems About The COVID-19 Pandemic - Family Friend Poems who was especially fond of pulled pork Now all is quiet and theres peace all around, I'm not here to start a new trend. His cumberland was thick With a heart that is made out of gold There was a man named Fred Will come from my son, Let's hope they do start in September! I don't know how I'm feeling. Living in the midst of incredible uncertainty takes its toll on people. Where they all like my face Here are some of the best poems to deal with this terrifying topic. The spring was a ghost, as winter wither'd away. Yes there is isolation. 8 Masks are useless at protecting you against the virus, but you may have to wear one because it can save lives, but they may not work, but they may be mandatory, but maybe not. Violence has no place. And the rot in our teeth was so sad. Profanity : Our optional filter replaced words with *** on this page . Youve become a thorn in our flesh She whispers under her breath, Today, breathe. Is pandemically a medical crisis Found her social life suddenly stood still And laid him down straightway upon his bed. But I learnt how to cook That's so lovely of you to leave a comment. and rested and exercised The world has stopped like never before. And yet fear feeds on our weakness, The self-isolation can be rough. The numbers keep on climbing. This is what you should do But boy this thing is tough. And luckier than some. The circumstances in which we lost our mum. Corona filled the empty space. From his foule sweat, himselfe he so bestirres: Hygiene is our only shield Yes there is even death. You don't want to be in my shoes Still no flour for us to bake Made it incredibly hard Nor less th insidious knave, supremely dull! Stay at home so we can go out. An elitist, on others he looked down To create edible life. While this [lockdown] happens, I draw pictures, I play and I do homework. Sounds and sights I'd never heard or seen. In the isolated crowd. The Milkman and the Iceman had long since gone. During lockdown feels very alone While feeling quite rude Constant hearses, But to discard me is a total disgrace. Im looking forward to getting away, Were fighting a deadly pandemic It was two meters long ah now, that is major clanger with his flying machine The Organ Grinder and his Monkey, too, I hope you all find something to keep you going during this scary time. I'm Boris and here is the news The virus was just too strong. Off they scamper, us and our planet. From sad weary eyes, silent tears they weep. Who was badly missing his friends. When were watching TV, Friends all took the mickey I know I'm not the perfect fit. Whose husband was obsessed by his cleanness Yes there is panic buying. Which contributed to their sad ends. 11 comments for " A Lockdown Limerick " dumbestblogger. I want to go everywhere with you No family/friends meeting To how little control we really have. And thats where this series of love poems from lockdown comes in. I spent weeks working up the courageto tell you how I really feltabout the days and hours we had spent together.Just as I was getting to the interesting partyou left the room to make a coffeebecause you thought I was finished.It turns out you were right. We are all stuck indoors Have you seen them out, walking on lonely streets With harsh stentorian tone, disdainful, flings We wont compromise our fate to see a glowing nation without COVID-19 so stay safe, stay at home, we will see you soon. Part stressful, part bliss, They say that in the streets of Assisi Among his fellows he is cast. LOCKDOWN LIMERICKS - Google Slides PDF English - Poetry Lockdown Limericks and Amazing Acrostics Dad, we know you love Fido a lot, Which is where the virus began, I post pics of my Beef Bourguignon(e), There was a round woman from Stow Whose baking made her hubby frown, Some of the poems were funny and some were not. Hes the very best friend that youve got, Animals swing from the vines to and fro; But one caller, Peter from Glen Iris, sent Ross and John a limerick about coronavirus and next thing they knew, their inbox was buzzing! so that those who are alone R He moaned and he frowned Love poems from lockdown: A work of fiction The coronavirus pandemic has provided so many unlikely opportunities for inner reflection and self-improvement. A year-by-year look at how 12 years of war in Syria has had a devastating impact on children's education, mental health and childhood. Tidying their drawers and sick of chores. Driving on I went, down a road I did not know, Keep thou back from the hot unwholesome wind, I am clever, for I am Dominic, And can now touch her toes with her nose. By Susan - We really enjoyed the last line in particular. I think it's growing weeds. Than a goulash of rat, Amazingly, antelope stew, All over the world people are slowing down and reflecting I promise, I'll be a good Mask. Work hard, my weary body, please. When he said "Yes" - for the NHS By a dustbin lid She tried so hard to hold together, Daily life looks very different, and this pandemic has impacted everybody in some way. Life has been completely D. Raab, We will get through the lockdown Psst..listen, keep it under your hats, So she went off to bed for a snore. The Worldwide coronavirus Pandemic is incredibly mean That fundraising drive is now closed.Finally, I translated them myself into Bengali (Bangla). Well folks, the inspiration for this, needs no explanation ! Whom we all do adore. In response to the Star Tribune's limerick contest for National Poetry Month, many writers from our community penned clever rhymes about life in our current situation. See, I've been dreaming of this moment Searching empty shelves, for nourishing food to eat? We've got a new puppy called Honey, Mixture of monkey, crocodile and mole, Who was told at home she must stay Across much of the globe, the frantic pace and headlong industry of life have been forcibly slowed. Imploring you for a treat, Who stayed in her house every day << Conversations with neighbors Rainbow string soup was the best, Stuck at home with the kids and the wife, Remember the sun just hides. Maths, reading and writing, Poems on Life During CCP Virus (COVID-19) Lockdown I crawled, I stood on wobbly legs, Here is a poem from an Irish Franciscan, Richard Hendrick, written March 13, 2020. And now if you look Who took a trip in his Crown Vic Her hands were all sticky Who found it difficult to touch her toes. 2. Was all this even real? He liked to take her out daily for a bit of a punt I miss visiting my grandparents at their house. You may opt-out at any time by clicking "unsubscribe" at the bottom of any email. The African-American poet, publisher, activist, and performance artist Jayne Cortez (1934-2012) writes powerfully here about the importance of resistance, and although the resistance she argues for is political rather than biological, her poem contains the resonant words They will spray you with / a virus of legionnaires disease / fill your nostrils with / the swine flu of their arrogance Although this reference to swine flu gives the poem a twenty-first-century feel, it was actually published back in the early 1980s. The poem celebrates thousands of "tiny local kindnesses". Yes there is sickness. This battle must be won Or Hungarian cat, On today's #One2ThreeShow The Poetry Podcast features a couple of lockdown limericks.. There's also new music from THE ANCHORESS, Ben Howard, Imelda May, Noel Gallagher, RONNIE WOOD, TOM JONES, BABY QUEEN, A CAUSE IN DISTRESS, Taylor Swift, WEEZER & more, plus Mark Searby's in for film . Soon there will be better days. Learn more about our work in the Democratic Republic of Congo. hope you like it. There was a young poet called Sam Our thoughts, our will, our ways. Our fears keep us awake a night, seeing and hearing new cases every day, putting us in a state of total confusion, not knowing whats going to happen next. But there does not have to be loneliness. When told to lockdown Births the darkness in our mind. Here is a poem from an Irish Franciscan, Richard Hendrick, written March 13, 2020. There was a lady from Piccadilly The flowers will always bloom Coronavirus Limericks from the Community Friends of the Arts With some cable news The law says you cant drive while drunk Why won't it go away? Despite their differences, their struggles are shared and they remain united in their hope for a brighter future. Of times gone before, Hoping for From the noses of strangers And flouting grin, emphatically scornful. This ending will be so hard to overcome, I wanted to be alone again and trapped in darkness. John Davies, from The Triumph of Death. Hold onto that feeling. There was a young man from Wuhan, Her children came home With little to do or to say When my boss told me I was furlough Covid-19 Ireland: Fears of local lockdowns as Limerick sees rapid She eats such a lot, ] As she waves and zips up her coat. Determined to keep herself slim. But now all he's hearing is As the sun warms the airs, and the rains wet its feet, When we all unite Thursdays he clangered for the NHS. Because I just wanted to say Made a face mask from Granny's old knickers, I hope he has a machete. Covid virus has leap-frogged from bats. Out flie the citizens, some here, some there; I don't know what more I can say, They can be clever, naughty or topical and should give the listener or reader a smile or even a good belly laugh. But not as I doodle-y doos. The limerick contest was a delight Poems came to me in morning and night Here are just a few For which I thank you If you feel robbed, you're probably right. When all this ends, I will go to the park to skate. Wondering, praying, how do I eradicate this pain? A coronavirus lockdown poem written by a priest in Ireland has gone viral. Many chose to do physical things to raise money. This ubiquitous covidious ol' virus A moment alone or with people you love, 720 7 Thousands of people are dying with co vid 19 Which child should I put in my bubble ? And mischievous miss-doings Simon Armitage, Lockdown. Our heroes aren't our generals, To fight for all our sakes. The last two stanzas have kind of been my mantra in getting me through my bad days lately. Lockdown Limericks. It contaminates and does us harm Adieu, farewell earths bliss! I don't - I make a coffee Confinement It's also spawned a corollary epidemic of depression and anxiety. Alone we all sat, fearful and forlorn, Been in lockdown with Covid 19 Thinking maybe, just maybe, I might again feel alive. His original post has received more than 19k positive reactions and has been shared more than 34k times. The world is facing an unprecedented health crisis. Who awoke with a throbbing nightstick Now I see people with face masks and few cars She replaces the sheets as tears flow, Weve made huge progress in the last twenty years on childrens rights and COVID-19 risks reversing this progress.. Yet it puts many into a funk, There was an old man called Dominic Enter your email address to subscribe to this site and receive notifications of new posts by email. If we are in it together, it's not that bad; I think you'll agree. Make men hard-hearted. Place him on the truck. /Type But she walked every day and stayed trim. I took out some and put in a few new ones, with new drawings to go with them.